Good idea, Brooklyn Bridge. via Mark Weprin’s Twitter
Move over, brown goo in Gowanus, New York City has a new mystery to be collectively baffled by: Why has the American flag that proudly waves on top of the Brooklyn Bridge been replaced by the white flag of surrender? City Council member Mark Weprin spotted the flag and began asking questions this morning, and according to DNA Info, police are baffled and are looking at surveillance footage to see who could have pulled this off. Our theory? The Brooklyn Bridge, after standing tall for 131 years, is finally throwing in the towel.
We know it’s going to be a controversial theory, but Jesus, look at the world around us. Despite the fact that we’re living in the future, with so many miraculous advances in science surrounding us, life is still a hopeless slog through one river of bullshit or another, and then you… Read More
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